And The Gang

I have five kids. They are probably prettier and better than everybody else's kids. I'm just saying.

You should know that...

... this is kid one. She is married. She is also very smart. And graduated from BYU with a degree. In Ballrooom Dance. Yes, you read that right. She is fierce in all the best ways. And funny. *Note: her ballroom partner is not her husband. That's why I cut off his face.*

... this is kid two. She is married. She also graduated from BYU with a degree. In Early Childhood Education. Kids like her...a LOT! So she had a baby, and made me a grandma. Her baby likes her. So do I. She is happy. And funny.

... this is kid middle. She has special skills. If you know her, you know what I'm sayin' here. She spends more time behind the camera than I do. She attends BYU and got married.  She was ready for this. I was not. She is intuitive. And funny.

... this is kid four. She is "So. Done. With. Drama." But not really. She dances, and sings, and loves all-things-science. She did not get that from me. She attends BYU-Idaho. And better not get married. For a very long time. She is determined. And funny.

... this is kid last. He is stuck at home. He is my Little Man, even though he is not little any more. I am his Momster. He is 16. (This needs no explanation.) And funny.

... I have a dog. He is too furry, then shaved. Then too furry, then shaved. Sometimes he smells bad. Occasionally he doesn't. You do not want to meet him in an alley, because he will lick your calf. When he puts his head out the window we remember that life is good.

And that's The Gang, Y'all!