Ode to the Apple Store

Ode, oh Apple Store,
For it is you who would show compassion at the sign of distress,
And relieve the addicted and lost.

Ode, oh Apple Store,
For it is you who understands the importance of calendars, and contacts, and apps,
And seeks to restore, renew, or replace.

Ode, oh Apple Store,
For it is your Genius Bar Man that searches for corrosion and today found none,
Even where there should have been.

Ode, oh Genius Bar Man,
For it is you who checked our records and took note that we do not abuse our precious electronicals,
That toilet plunges are not typical.

You offered solutions, you offered hope,
You extended a first-time mercy,
And replaced my beloved iPhone.

Oh, Apple Store, this ode for you.
For today it was you and your Genius Bar Man
Who made the world a better place.

This ode for you, and a photo
Oh, Apple Store, and Genius Bar Man,
And iPhone addicts everywhere.

Has there been ever in phone history a sweeter sight than this?